Wednesday, March 16, 2011

'Kourtney and Kim Take New York' season 1 episode 7: Kim Kardashian Without Dress in front of Marco


If a guy wants to see Kim Kardashian Without Clothes, it appears that all he has to do is buy W Magazine or dress as well as the men inside it.

On Sunday night's episode of "Kourtney and Kim Take New York," the reality star proved she was about as naive about metrosexuals as she is about fashion magazines' penchant for exploitation.

After her publicist friend Simon introduced her to a marketing guru named Marco, who dressed nattily and praised her Hermes watch, Kim automatically assumed he was gay and proceeded to make sweeping connections between homosexuality and knowledge of haute couture.

"Most gay guys have a good fashion sense, but Marco's is like on another level," Kim said. "Gay guys are so much fun to go shopping with."

Noting that Marco was overly friendly with her sister, Kourtney picked up that he might actually be straight, something she confirmed with Simon but decided to keep a secret from her clueless sister to teach her a lesson.

That meant that when Marco invited Kim to Scoop for a shopping spree, a half-Without Clothes Kim proceeded to let him into her changing room to unzip her and ogle her body.

"Is this underwear? It looks like a bathing suit," a smitten Marco could be heard saying behind the curtain.

But still, Kim did not pick up on the vibe and decided that Marco would be perfect for her friend Rob.

Marco, however, set her straight pretty soon into their set up.

"I'm....not gay," he told Kim, adding. "I get metrosexual but..."

"This is, like, really awkward," Kim said in response.

Yes, Kim, prejudice usually is.

Know what else is awkward? Scott Disick's urine as the secondary theme in this episode, but, sure enough, the man who resembles a ferile child more and more every day, revealed he didn't know how to handle his "package" in public or how to urinate in the toilet bowl.

"My pants are covered in pee, there's pee everywhere, it's disgusting," Kim said after Scott forgot to flush the toilet or put down the toilet seat.

In response, Kourtney wiped the pee from her legs on her baby daddy's face, then later apologized for it and laughed at how slimey Scott was.

These two are made for each other



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